it does not do to dwell on dreams

porndirector:

i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

(via summpter)

foreverstuckinsadness:

wheniswarped:

-annoying:

you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk

it’s like a different race or something

But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.

Exactly^

(via ilikeyoursockss)

girl2k13:

isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying. if people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 18 years ago

(Source: lilbfan, via summpter)

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

(Source: saocore, via misha-collons)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via rule-no-3)

fffcuk:

fffcuk:

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons

(via littlemiss-catastrophe)

nikibee1:

Will Smith is totally the parent that loves to embarrass his children. I love it. 

(Source: jessidays, via mikeybearrrrr)

aradiachel:

dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough

(Source: basedgeromy, via littlemiss-catastrophe)